This is Melissa - She finds strength by sitting behind a bouquet of flowers. She is an awesome example of a fruit cake. I don't understand how anyone could sit behind the same flower arrangement everyday. In fact, her main job is to simply take care of watering the silk arrangements in the church. Talk about a Church in need of Prayer. Where do all of our taxes and tithes go.... I can only guess it is the exorbitant water bill the church must have entailed. Call her if you are also enraged by the misuse of clean water.... her number is 320-HOT-BABE.
JUST KIDDING! Her number is really 235-2326